Maiden Voyage: Korean Commodities

IF there was one singular purpose for the development of the internet -- nay, for communication itself, it was the desire of one human to show another human something ridiculous.

In that spirit, let the the culmination of that journey now begin.

Ridiculesson #1: Koreans will buy pretty much anything, provided it contains equal parts of at least 2 of the following: English, ridiculosity, and pseudohealthiness.


Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink...









Wait.













YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.