Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Korea Kontinued

MOVING from edible to incredible, we analyze the nature of cross-cultural nomenclature.

RIDICULESSON #2: Connotations have no place in foreign signage. Diarrhea was selected as one of the most beautiful words in English by non-speakers.







A cleverly placed closure can't compensate for your poor judgment, Cleavage Bar. Too little, too late.
















Irony, thy name is Frat Dude.

















This could only be made better by this.



Friday, May 15, 2009

Maiden Voyage: Korean Commodities

IF there was one singular purpose for the development of the internet -- nay, for communication itself, it was the desire of one human to show another human something ridiculous.

In that spirit, let the the culmination of that journey now begin.

Ridiculesson #1: Koreans will buy pretty much anything, provided it contains equal parts of at least 2 of the following: English, ridiculosity, and pseudohealthiness.


Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink...









Wait.














YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.